Oh Hey, T-shirt

Oh hey. 

Did you get mustard on your back again, you silly critter? That’s an instant stain on your shirt and your soul because we all know that that mustard feast? Not yours. You should probably order one of these shirts to have on hand to change into when it happens again. Because you know it will. Also, how does one get mustard on one’s back?!

Poly-cotton blend, soft t-shirt that is either slightly fitted or more fitted, depending on size category. It’s white with full-color screen printing. 

Second also: Smoking stogies is bad for you. Smoke fish, not cigarettes.